How God Created Animals - Funny!

Stop. Stop whatever you are doing and go see this site right now. You'll die laughing!

Twitter Reveals How God Created Animals

Watch My Sermon!

In better news, I was blessed to be able to deliver the sermon at my church yesterday for the second year in a row for United Methodist Women Sunday. My topic was "3 Lessons from Godly Women of the Bible." I didn't know it was being recorded, but it's now up on the church website if anyone is interested in listening to it. 

http://www.riveroaksumc.org/sermons

Sharing Sad News

There isn't always a great way to share bad news, other than to simply put it out there.

Two weeks ago today, my husband filed for divorce. Today, he is preparing to move out. We anticipate this process to take the next couple months to resolve.

This is an incredibly hard and sad time. If you could keep him, I, and Catherine and Jeffrey in your prayers, we would all appreciate it.

Diary of a Crossing Guard, Day, uh, Something

You know what's worse than cars disobeying the flashing red lights and stop signs on a school bus?

Having another school bus ignore it. Seriously??

Diary of a Crossing Guard, Day 12


This morning brought 3 hugs, 1500 pedometer steps, 1 pair of shoes to be tied, the breaking out my first aid kit for the 1st time to treat a big owie, having a very nice woman pray over me, 1 car ignoring the school bus' red lights and stop sign, and 2 people blatantly running red lights, but only 2 families ignoring me and cutting through the teacher's lot instead of using the side walk and no one dumping their kid off into traffic. We'll call that progress!

Also, it's supposed to be 97 today with fairly high humidity. I know I'm the one who loves heat, but if we could drop that temp by about 15 degrees, I'd love it!